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Miscellaneous Humor

You Might Be A Taekwondo Practitioner If,

* You find yourself casually standing in a half cat stance.

* You trip, go into a roll and come up in a fighting stance - In church.

* When you're outside doing landscaping/gardening you "practice" with all the neat weapons.

* You tie your bathrobe belt in a square knot. Then check to make sure the ends are exactly even.

* You accept change from the cashier using a perfect knife hand with the thumb carefully tucked in.

* You put your hands together in a martial arts bow position during grace at the dinner table.

Signs That You Are A Middle Aged Martial Artist

You savor the flavor of Ibprofen.

You Kihop and your dentures hit the person in front of you.

Your sparring partner begins with the statement, "I really don't want to hurt you..."

You ask your instructor about the use of a walker in Pattern training.

Like a toothache, it feels so good when you stop!

and, the number 1 reason "Your family nickname is "Rice Crispy," because when you get out of bed in the morning, there's a deafening sound of snap, crackle and pop!

Question: What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Answer: "Make me one with everything?"

Definition: De Ja Fu - The feeling that somewhere, somehow you've been kicked in the head like this before.

If you owned a martial arts restaurant:

The southern dish would be called the "Y-all Gok".

The specialty bread: Tae Kwon dough.

A specialty drink: Kara Tea .

Drink for sad people: The "blue belt".

The badly cooked meal: How wrong