RIDDLE: What is more powerful than God?   More evil than the Devil?  Rich people need it.  Poor people have it.  And, if you eat it, you will die?   Send you answer or possible answer, to tonglman@att.net  

**A blond walked into the copy room at her place of employment, and saw a man hanging by his feet, from the ceiling.   She asked, "What are you doing?"  He responded, "I am pretending to be a light bulb."  The Blond then said, "Why?"   The man replied, "If the boss sees this, he will most likely give me the day off, because I am overstressed."   The Blond left the room wondering.  A few minutes later, the boss came to the copy room and observed the man hanging by his feet from the ceiling. The boss asked, "What are you doing up there?"  The man said, "I am a light bulb." The boss said, "You need a day off.  You are too stressed.  Come back in a couple of days, when you feel better."    As the man was leaving work, the blond was following him out.  The boss asked the blond, "Where are you going?"  The blond responded, "You can't expect me to work in the dark, can you?"

**The question is, "Can a spider in a corn field build a cobweb?"  D. McCain

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde said that one was named Rolex and the other Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "HELLOOOOO," answered the blonde. "They're Watch dogs!"